March 2012
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With two codeine and some gin and wine in my system, I am writing my English essay. I can’t wait to read it in the morning ahaha
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mimi-memek0:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
aweepingangel:
men who think they have the right to make laws controlling my reproductive system need to take a step back before i kick them right in the nuts
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At least once, you've done this.
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
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Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.